I’ve officially lost 30 pounds. I feel pretty fucking awesome today.
Attn everyone: my rogue-priest braces mouth was a success! There’s no way I go that job. But a lesbian told me I have an awesome personality.
Girl question: I’m going to a wedding tomorrow and thus putting effort into my appearance. I’m wearing this dress that I have draped over my (literally) XXL men’s t-shirt (I try). I don’t know which of these polishes to paint my nails. Orly’s Porcelain (top) or OPI’s Jade is the New Black (bottom). TELL ME WHAT TO DO!?
Hi new followers! I’m Kirsten and I have newly-dyed dark brown hair. I got a Happy Meal today just so I could get this Pokemon toy.
AND I JUST GOT TWITTER, so follow it for all kinds of updates from my shop and life!
You all got raptured and all I got was this swollen eye. Why are swollen eyes obsessed with me? Why do I only post images of myself when I have a disgusting deformity?
I’m going to bed and I better wake up with either this eye fixed or COMPLETELY shut so I can sew myself an eyepatch.
Also: why can’t I seem to make two Totoros that look the same? They’re all so different.
Meh. I obviously need sleep. I’m going to watch Spongebob and crash.